I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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