I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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