so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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