hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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