My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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