You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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