he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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