Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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