It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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