porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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