do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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