Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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