I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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