I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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