He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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