I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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