So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can I color on your dick again?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
