walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We had to coat check the pizza.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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