thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Randomize
