Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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