i don't like sucking hair
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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