Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
