Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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