I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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