so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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