Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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