So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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