I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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