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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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