I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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