I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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