For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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