She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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