but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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