We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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