So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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