At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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