I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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