Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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