You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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