I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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