So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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