I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
