the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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