Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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