somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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