My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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