I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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