So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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