Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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