I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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