singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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