Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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