Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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