covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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