She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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