There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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